Good Grief

Happy Halloween!

Dear Great Pumpkin,

I am looking forward to your arrival on Halloween night. I hope you will bring me lots of presents. 

You must get discouraged because more people believe in Santa Claus than in you. Well, let's face it; Santa Claus has had more publicity, but being #2, perhaps you try harder. 

Everyone tells me you are a fake, but I believe in you. 

P.S.: If you really are a fake, don't tell me. I don't wanna know.